Awesome Santa

Mele Mein Announcement Hui:
Ek Bachcha Mila Hai, JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaayein.
Santa Bheed Se Chillata Hua Aaya: Mujhe Bhi Dikhaaaaaooo JIN KA BACCHA Kaisa Hota Hai...

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Santa: Yaar, Saamne Waale Makaan Mein Ek Ladki Har Roz Khidki Mein Se Rumaal Hila-Hila Ke Ishaare Karti Hai Per Kabhi Khidki Nahin Kholti. Ab Tu Hi Bata Yaar Kya Karun?
Banta: Behak Mat Bhai, Vo Ladki Tukhe Dekhkar Rumaal Nahin Hilaati.... Darasal Vo Us Ghar Ki Naukraani Hai Aur Khidki Ke Sheeshe Saaf Karti Hai.

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Jeeto Ek Dibbe Mein Apne Bachche Ki Potty Lekar Test Karwaane Jaati Hai.
Doctor: Behan Ji, Yo Potty Nahin Halwa Hai.
Jeeto, Hairaani Se Aur Lagbhag Rote Hue: Doctor Ji, Muje Ek Phone Call Karni Hai, Badi Urgent and Important Hai... Please Doctor Saab...
Doctor: Kar Lijiye Behanji, Koi Baat Nahi, Lekin Hua Kya???
Jeeto: Unko Batana Hai Ki Vo Galat Dibba Office Le Gaye Hain.

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Santa Sharaab Pee Kar Jaa Raha Thaa. Raaste Main Vo Ek Saadhu Se Takra Jaata Hai.
Sadhu Gusse Mein: Aye Murkh Mein Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hun...
Santa: Rukiye Maharaj, Mein Glass Leke Aata Hun.