Letter To Husband

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha

par full-stop nai lagaey !

Jab yaad aaya to jaldi jaldi main andaje se full stop laga diye…

Phir letter kuch is tarah bangaya

"Aap ne kai din se pyar bhara khat nahi likha meri saheli salma ko.

Nokri se nikal dia he hmari cow ne.

Bacha dia he Uncle ne.

Cigarette peene shuru kar dia hai mene.

Bohat khat likhe par tum nahi aaye kabutar k bache.

Billi kha gai he ek khobsurat larki.

Meri saheli ban gai he Reema.

Is waqt t.v pr dance kar rahi he hamari murghi.

Aaj kal Anda nahi de rahi tumhari maa.

Tumhe bahut yaad karti he jama darni.

naali saaf nahi karti aaj kal

Aap ki Biwi..

The Generous Lawyer

Ek aurat apne bachche ko liye ro rahi thi.

Ek vakil ne rone ki wajah puchi, toh us aurat ne kaha ki mera beta bimaar hai or dawa ke liye paise nahin hain.

vakil ne us aurat ko 1000 ka note dia aur kaha ki jao dawa le lo, Rs 100 ka doodh bhi le lena, baaki paise mujhe wapis de dena.

Aurat thodi der baad dawa aur dudh le aayi aur baaki Rs 650 vakil ko wapas kar diye.

vakil khush hua aur sochne laga ke Neki kabhi zaya nahi jati, Doctor ko fees mil gayi, bachche ko dawa mil gai aur......mera nakli note bhi chal gaya !! 

Feeding Chickens

Murgiyon Ke Farm Mein Inspection Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya.

Inspector: Tum Murgiyon Ko Kya Khilate Ho?

Pehla Aadmi: Janaab Bajra...

Inspector: Kharab Khana, Ise Giraftaar Kar Lo.

Dusra Aadmi: Sir Ji, Mein Chawal Daalta hun Inko.

Inspector: Galat Khana, Ise Bhi Giraftar Kar Lo.

Ab Baari Aayi Apne Santa Ki.

Santa (Darte-Darte): Hum Toh ji Murgiyon Ko 10-10 Rs De Dete Hain Aur Kehte Hain Ki Jo Tumhari Marji Ho Jaakar Khaa Lo.

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Jeeto's Secret Admirer!!!


Santa Aur Uski Biwi, Jeeto, So Rahe The. Raat Ko Takreeban 2 Baje Jeeto Ke Mobile Par Message Ki Tone Baji.

Santa Chaunk Kar Uthta Hai Aur Mobile Pe Messagae Dekhta Hai...

Usmein Beautiful Likha Dekh Kar Apni Patni Ko Uthaya Aur Gusse Se Puchta Hai: Yeh Kya Hai, Kiska Message Hai, Kaun Aise Messages Bhej Raha Hai Tumko ???

Jeeto Bhi Hadbadahat Mein Uthi... Socha Ab 45 Saal Ki Umar Mien Kaun Beautiful Kahega Bhala?

Jab Mobile Dekha To Jhalla Kar Boli: Chashma Laga Kar Mobile Haath Mein Liya Karo.... Yeh Beautiful Nahi Balki Charging Mein Lage Phone Par BATTERYFULL Likha Hai. Satyanash Kar Diya Neend Ka..

Awesome Santa

Mele Mein Announcement Hui:
Ek Bachcha Mila Hai, JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaayein.
Santa Bheed Se Chillata Hua Aaya: Mujhe Bhi Dikhaaaaaooo JIN KA BACCHA Kaisa Hota Hai...

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Santa: Yaar, Saamne Waale Makaan Mein Ek Ladki Har Roz Khidki Mein Se Rumaal Hila-Hila Ke Ishaare Karti Hai Per Kabhi Khidki Nahin Kholti. Ab Tu Hi Bata Yaar Kya Karun?
Banta: Behak Mat Bhai, Vo Ladki Tukhe Dekhkar Rumaal Nahin Hilaati.... Darasal Vo Us Ghar Ki Naukraani Hai Aur Khidki Ke Sheeshe Saaf Karti Hai.

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Jeeto Ek Dibbe Mein Apne Bachche Ki Potty Lekar Test Karwaane Jaati Hai.
Doctor: Behan Ji, Yo Potty Nahin Halwa Hai.
Jeeto, Hairaani Se Aur Lagbhag Rote Hue: Doctor Ji, Muje Ek Phone Call Karni Hai, Badi Urgent and Important Hai... Please Doctor Saab...
Doctor: Kar Lijiye Behanji, Koi Baat Nahi, Lekin Hua Kya???
Jeeto: Unko Batana Hai Ki Vo Galat Dibba Office Le Gaye Hain.

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Santa Sharaab Pee Kar Jaa Raha Thaa. Raaste Main Vo Ek Saadhu Se Takra Jaata Hai.
Sadhu Gusse Mein: Aye Murkh Mein Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hun...
Santa: Rukiye Maharaj, Mein Glass Leke Aata Hun.

Ek Chhotisi Love Story…

A school teacher falls in love with a student who is seven years younger than her. The boy is studying in class 9 and the teacher who fell in love with him is a 23-year old lady who teaches students from class 1 to 7. Though there was hardly any possibility of both meeting regularly, the teacher was besotted with him. The boy is too young to even realize what infatuation is, but eventually got drawn into what turned out to be a stormy love affair.
Perhaps the matter would have remained in warps and not become so scandalous had the loving couple not chosen to elope. All hell broke loose when the reports of their going underground surfaced. Predictably, it set the tongues wagging.

Since both are untraceable, those concerned are waiting for the limited money both had on their person to get exhausted, which would leave them with no option but to return.


We do not know how far Darwin’s theory of evolution of man from ape is true. 

But we know for sure that the process of evolution from man to monkey has begun..!!

1 st April

One of the most light hearted days of the year, the origin of the April Fool’s Day is not very clear. Among the many theories on the possible origin of the Day, the one that says it stems from the adaptation of a new calendar seems closer to truth. 

It is believed that in 1582, Pope Gregory XIII ordered the Gregorian Calendar to replace the old Julian Calendar. According to the new calendar 1 January was considered first day of the year, while the old one still observed 1 April as the first day. So those who stuck to the old calendar were often ridiculed by people of new calendar.

Mann Ki Baat

NaMo: Mann Ki Baat!
ND Tiwari: Tan Ki Baat!
Vadra: Dhan Ki Baat!
Laloo: Fun Ki Baat!
Kejri: Jan Ki Baat!
Sonia: Son Ki Baat

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Wife: Suno Na!
Husband: Listen, I am very tense. Office Mein Problems Chal Rahi Hai. Issi Liye Baat Karne Ka Bhi Mood Nahi Hai. Sar Bhi Dard Se Phata Ja Raha Hai. Subah Se Maine Kuchh Bhi Nahi Khaya Hai.
Wife: Hmmm!!! Achha Wo Sab Faltu Bakwaas Chhodo, Yeh Dekho, Meri Nayi Sandals!

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ACP Pradyuman : Laash Mein Se Kidney Gayab Hai..Iska Matlab Samjhe Daya?
Daya : Kya Sir?
ACP: Marne Se Pehle Zaroor Isne iPhone 6 Kharida Hoga!

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Why do all females at GOKUL DHAM Society of Taraak Mehta always remain happy?
Because Poori Society Mein Ek Bhi 'Saas' Nahi Hai!