Mann Ki Baat

NaMo: Mann Ki Baat!
ND Tiwari: Tan Ki Baat!
Vadra: Dhan Ki Baat!
Laloo: Fun Ki Baat!
Kejri: Jan Ki Baat!
Sonia: Son Ki Baat

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Wife: Suno Na!
Husband: Listen, I am very tense. Office Mein Problems Chal Rahi Hai. Issi Liye Baat Karne Ka Bhi Mood Nahi Hai. Sar Bhi Dard Se Phata Ja Raha Hai. Subah Se Maine Kuchh Bhi Nahi Khaya Hai.
Wife: Hmmm!!! Achha Wo Sab Faltu Bakwaas Chhodo, Yeh Dekho, Meri Nayi Sandals!

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ACP Pradyuman : Laash Mein Se Kidney Gayab Hai..Iska Matlab Samjhe Daya?
Daya : Kya Sir?
ACP: Marne Se Pehle Zaroor Isne iPhone 6 Kharida Hoga!

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Why do all females at GOKUL DHAM Society of Taraak Mehta always remain happy?
Because Poori Society Mein Ek Bhi 'Saas' Nahi Hai!