Comparing WC teams with Academics Performance

• Comparing WC teams with Academics Performance

India == A unpredictable student who either tops or fails miserably and has a rich daddy. Even if he fails the mother covers up by saying ‘Atleast he has better marks than his other classmate called Pakistan’

South Africa == A student who tops in units and semesters, but fails in the final exams

Pakistan == A student who has the potential of being a topper but spends most of his time fighting and even beating other schoolmates. Either blames the teacher, paper quality of the exam paper, or fellow classmate (India) for his non-performance

West Indies == A student who was a topper till 5th grade but currently fails in every exams. Has a tendency of not preparing for the final exams and also leaving midway from the examination hall

New Zealand == A student who always scores a distinction but never tops the class

Australia == A student who is always a topper and the biggest bully of the school

Sri Lanka == A student who suddenly became a potential topper after 5th grade

England == A rare case where the teacher is still a student who has never cleared a final exam.