School vs College

School vs College
School : Pencil, rubber, sharpener, scale !!
College : Ek ball pen wo bhi friends se cheena huya
School : Class mein enter hone se pehle : Ma'am may i come in
College : Bina baithe hi Mobile kaan se laga k class se bahar !!
School : Bag mein har subject ki books !!
College : Yaar ek paper toh phadke dede.
School : Class test mein Star!!
College : Full moon hi naseeb hota hai mere yaar !!
School : Listen I like her !!
College : Sambhal ke dekh
saale,bhabi hai teri
School : Yaar Kal Test hai, Mai chutti maar lunga beemar hone ka bahana le ke
College : (Next Day) Oye sun aaj bunk pe chalen