Judge: Kya naam hai tumhaara?
Mulzim: Huzoor, Ram Lal.
Judge: Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke, daraa ke, dhamka ke, apne control mein rakha hai.
Mulzim: Judge sahab vo aisa hai ki...
Judge: Khamosh!!! Main safaai nahin maang raha hun; tarika bata tarika!!!!
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Once a father beats up his son
Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying father says sorry.
Son says: Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it and say 'sorry' to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?
Dad says: Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na. Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wala gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.
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