Cute Sardar ji

mahila train se utri, 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋
usne Sardar se puchha: yeh koun sa station
hai?
Sardar hasaa, 😀
zor se hasaa,
zor zor se hasaa,
haste haste lot pot ho gaya,
aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola
Pagli,
👇
👇
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👇
👇
👇
Ye Railway station hai...

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👳Sardar ji Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier-
Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Sardar-
Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na!!!!!!

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Teacher: Your son has failed See his report.
Eng-20
Math-15
Hindi-18
Phy-13
Chem-15
SSt. - 17
Total-98
Santa:Total mein toh kamaal hi kar diya
hai..Is Subject ka Teachar kaun hai ! 😜

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SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat
Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band
Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.

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Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote
baal Q katwaye?
Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle
nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke
aur kaat de.....

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SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa
kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD
badh gaya hai ke bachche akele
aane se darte hai.😂😝😁

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SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA
RAHA THA. BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K
SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO?
SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI
TERI..MERI TO SISTER HAI.

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Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar
Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi
Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.

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Sardar Ki Ma Ki Death Ho Gai.
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Se
Wapis Aya.
Us Ne Pucha Teri Ma Kahan Hai..
Sardar Bola Woh To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai
Thi..
Sardar Ka Baap Rone Laga Or Bola Kuttay,
Kaminay..
Toh Tune Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi?
Sardar Bola-Me Ne Socha Surprise DunGa..

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SARDAR and HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN
AUTO....
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE...
GO and SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO.

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1 bed pe 3 sardar so rahe the. Teeno ko jagah
kam pad rahi thi.
Ek sardar uth ke niche chala gaya.
Toh dono sardar chillae
Vapas uper aaja ab jagah ho gai hai.